“Look what I’ve brought you!”
The dragon didn’t bother to open his eyes. If it was anything like that knight had brought him last time, he knew he wouldn’t like it. “Go away,” he rumbled.
“But I love you! See? It’s made of gold.”
As that was the forth time the knight only brought him something gold plated, the dragon had enough. He melted the knight and all metal he was dressed with. Satisfied that was a much better use of the knight, the dragon went back to sleep.